G’day from Australia, to the Web’s Newest Online Store WebOWow.com. (Get off me, Skippy, I’m talking to some two-leggeds) (Well yes, technically you are too. But what the ..never mind?) It’s a general marketplace-type wholesaler, one-stop shop, offering some amazing, eye-popping items, you won’t see very often. Yet worldwide, they are immensely popular in “secret societies” 😉
Do I Operate a Mini-Mart? I might. If I knew what one was…Mine’s a sorta general wholesaling curiosity place, offering some amazing, eye-popping items, you won’t see ’round here much. Yet worldwide, they are immensely popular in “secret bush societies” 😉
So my real name is Moritz, I manage this store alone, (Boo Hoo, nobody loves me) and have sourced these distinctive products for you, at surprisingly low cost. Such that you’re not likely to find items here, for more than $25US.
Crikey! $25 won’t even buy you a respectable haircut these days, let alone a proven, guaranteed, durable problem-solving gizmo (to have and to hold, from this day forth…) And there’s special hot deals and bargains, flying around here, like confetti, man.
So then, can I promise you blazingly fast deliveries, by FedEx drones…dropped gently onto your doorstep? And all by this arvo? Well no I can’t. My first name is not Jeff. Delivery is the bane of every eCommerce online store owner in the world today. Yep, 30, 40, even 50 day turnaround times are quite typical in this silly game
Likely a 2 week Premium Postage time (sometimes 1 week, for a marginal extra fee ‘lol’) All upfront and un-scammy, is what I can offer. But hey, no Uber rides, no car trips, parking agros, traffic fines, hours of shopping ’round, lining up at robotic checkout “persons” self-service bots that always have a hissy fit., upsells.. yibidy, yibbida
With a sensitive Moral Compass, I treat you with respect here. So no, I won’t insult your intelligence by stating that “Our customer’s satisfaction is our “Numero Uno”(Aussie talk) product”. But Hells Bells, it is!!!
I’ll check at least thrice, so you can get a better price. (amateur poet coming out here) . I’ll often be a fraction of amazing Amazon’s prices. (G’day Jeff, how’s the missus?) So I bring you innovative, inspiring, and fun product ideas on a homeless person’s budget.
From electronic gadgets, home goods products, to beauty and health gear, you can find a wide variety of goodies that will inspire you to live a better version of yourself. And you don’t want to leave out your furry friends out, do you? So I even even have a separate section of innovative products devoted just to you guys too. (Purr, Meowow, MMrr – yep they agree)
Feel Good. You deserve to shop for products that make you happy, give your friends a gift they won’t forget, with our innovative products. And when you shop with me I offer killer customer service that just has to be experienced to be believed (actually I don’t kill anybody much these days). With our promised online chat service I’ve got your back. I will be there for you when you need Me.
My Vision is Clear. (I only wear glasses for looks) I want to bring you products that you will love. We achieve that dream by working 24/7 to partner with product manufacturers presenting the most interesting products obtainable.
I’m On A Mission. My mission is to make our customers happier more joyful people with products that are as affordable as they are fun to use. So, head off here an find innovative ideas that make you feel inspired & uplifted.
About MeBill Webo2019-11-15T15:11:11+11:00
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